The Devil gets a bad rap. Sure he is sin incarnate and likely dines on the souls of infants but can you imagine being in his squad? No one would mess with you. You could get sent to prison and if anyone touched you BAM! his skin is lava. Then there are the perks and benefits. Health care? Your heart is an invulnerable box of inky black death. Dental? You had better believe Lucifer's squad rocks solid gold grillz. Sure, people might tell you to go back to the 90's, but you can just send them back to pre-life. But with an awareness that they are in pre-life and will never escape. *shudders* So let's cut the big guy downstairs a break for once. So sit back, relax, then stand up and rage.
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